1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.
2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.
3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.
4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.
5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.
My mom’s in the kitchen chopping vegetables and yelling at the tv. She’s been yelling for about 10 minutes now, and I’m honestly not sure if she just hasn’t noticed I haven’t been saying anything, or if she’s trying to have a conversation with the news anchor.
For Brian Morin, 11, an extraordinary gateway to “adventure” lurks within an unusual place: the corner of a room in a central Fresno 7-Eleven convenience store.
Brian usually stops by five days a week to check out books from a children’s library inside, created by store owners Sushil Prakash and Josephine Kiran as an incentive to get children in the neighborhood excited about reading.
The catch to lure kids? A free Slurpee or hot chocolate for every book read and summarized in a short book report.
9: My best first date: I’ve had 4 boyfriends but only two first dates (gotta love high school). I’m going with the one that ending in an impromptu sleepover, but not the kind you’re thinking of. I met Kurt at the train station since he rode from Richmond, then we spent all day going around Baltimore. We went to the Inner Harbor and he saw me freak out like an idiot over all the cute fishies in the Aquarium. Then, as we were waiting for a lightrail, some homeless drunk kept asking us to let him borrow our ATM card since we had no cash on us to give him. “I’ll bring it back, I promise”. Uh huh. After we got back to Bolton Hill we sat on a bench for two hours and just talked until his train was scheduled to leave. When we got back to the station we found out his train was delayed for over 12 hours, and I said he could stay on my couch for the night. In hindsight, that was a really really dumb move since, for all I knew, Kurt could have been a serial killer. I need to work on that “safety over sympathy” thing
18: Do I use sarcasm: Never
27: Meaning behind my URL: when I started this blog, I was only going to post funny, PG-rated photos. I think that lasted a week before I broke out the cursing and innuendo.
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: 0 tattoos. 4 piercings - earlobes, 2 helixes, 1 industrial.
45: Where am I right now?: My bedroom
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: Umm…. seeing as though it takes me a very very long time to trust a person… no.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Ghosts - I wish I didn’t, but I can’t help but be scared of the possibility of them. Aliens: probably. Not anywhere close to Earth though.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?: Yes.
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Tumblr says they’re… 1. Art for Adults 2. Tastefully Offensive 3. sweetmortain 4. honey-birds 5. dailychinchilla.
90: Failed a class?: Nope.
99: Smoked weed?: Nopers.
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: I grew up in the 90’s. So, duh.
117: What concerts have I been to?: Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, some Nickelodeon thing like, 13 years ago.
126: Had a surgery?: Yes. Thanks to you, ovaries!
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: Probably just one or two. I like the name Evangeline.
144: Am I afraid of the dark?: As long as I stay away from horror flicks, no.